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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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