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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


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