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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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