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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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