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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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