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Harley Davidson rolls out new bike for the homeless

Mobile Home thanks to Bob Tasse

New Orleans imports Rastafarians to populate downtown core

Winnebago's new 'Run Of The Road' motor home - sleeps 17 immigrants!

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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