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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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