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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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