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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin


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