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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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