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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong thanks to Mike King

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Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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