#1 humor site on the 'net

No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

QuotaBills
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


Master Chef Eggspert

Tire Trike

Pokemon Chasing

Welcome To Texas

Which Way To Go?

Happy ARRRRRRRHH!

Underground Parking

TV Conference

Chair Master

Killing Bugs

Alligator Ice

Dog Walker

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

Watts Wrong?

Beach Farmer

Facebook Wedding

Redneck Stealth Bomber

Lunch Anyone?

Coupon for Free Ride

How To Make A Deer Stand

Weather Forecast Toaster

Top-Heavy Truck with Afro Haircut

Hubcap Shine

Wooden Owl