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No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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