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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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