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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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