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Nosey Bird

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Nosey Bird thanks to Mike King

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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