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Pawano Lessons

Cat in the act while playing Beethoven's 'Fur e-Lease'

Pawano Lessons thanks to Cathy Young

Piano keyboard camouflage at its best

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

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The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde


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