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Post-it Succession Planning

How to leave notes for your successor at work

Post-it Succession Planning thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. - Artur Schnabel

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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