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Put On A Happy Face

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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