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Put On A Happy Face

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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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