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Put On A Happy Face

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Put On A Happy Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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