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Put On A Happy Face

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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