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Put On A Happy Face

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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