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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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