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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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