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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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