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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay


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