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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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