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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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