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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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