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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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