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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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