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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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