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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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