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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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