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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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