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Rich Man's Hobby

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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