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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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