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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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