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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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