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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

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