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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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