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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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