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Romantic Table

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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