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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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