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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. - Rudyard Kipling

Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you. - Gayle G. Roper

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. - Bertrand Russell

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. - Charlotte P. Gillman

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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