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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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