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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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