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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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