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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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