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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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