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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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