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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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