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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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