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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes


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