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Soured Love

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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