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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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