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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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