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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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