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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Never harbor grudges; they sour your stomach and do no harm to anyone else. - Robertson Davies

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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