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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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