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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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