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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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