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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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