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Surround Sound for Babies

Is your Baby Einstein hooked on Classics?

Surround Sound for Babies thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Develop your infant's minds as they sleep with Mozart's soothing music

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Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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