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Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Enjoying the pool while letting your hair down

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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