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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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