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Some days you just need your wife!

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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