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Teamwork

A well-balanced relationship on the farm

Teamwork thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Big friend performs tire-less service

Some days you just need your wife!
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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