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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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