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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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