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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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