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All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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