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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Earl Mac Rauch

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Those who cannot remember the past are destined to repeat it. - George Santayana

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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