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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Earl Mac Rauch

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Those who cannot remember the past are destined to repeat it. - George Santayana

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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