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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. - Artur Schnabel

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. We just can't remember it all. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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