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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

We've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. We just can't remember it all. - Unknown

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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