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Wine Gum Lamp

Illuminate your room with edible lighting

Wine Gum Lamp thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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