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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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