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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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