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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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World's Shortest Fairy Tale thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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