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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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