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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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