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The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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