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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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