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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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3 Stages Of A Man's Life thanks to David Bailey

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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