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Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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