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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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3 Stages Of A Man's Life thanks to David Bailey

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

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