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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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