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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen


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