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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

I've never seen a man so low and depaved. - Archie Bunker

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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