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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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