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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Carpe per diem - seize the cheque. - Robin Williams

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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