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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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