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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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