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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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