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Baby's Off Day

Why does everything always happen to me?

Baby's Off Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Find a shoulder to cry on, but not just any shoulder. - Lewis Schiff

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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