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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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