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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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