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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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