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Bank Deal

Find out how you can own your own bank!

Bank Deal thanks to Fred Jerant

Federal Deposit Insurance - buy a toaster and get a free bank

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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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