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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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