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Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

Bed Springs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward


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