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Bed Springs

Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

Bed Springs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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