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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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