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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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