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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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