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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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