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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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