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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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