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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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