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It was love at first bike

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Standing on end for your sweetheart

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown


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