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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

Biker Love thanks to Karen Moore

Standing on end for your sweetheart

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Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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