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It was love at first bike

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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