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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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