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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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