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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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