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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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