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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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