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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers


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