QuotaBillsI'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins