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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins