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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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