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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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